A XXX story..

In Singapore:

T*: Hey Ting, when is yik coming back?
Ting: erm..I think it's around 12th dec?
T*: Oh, so finally we can see the lexus again?
Ting: hmm i dunno..
T*: f***ker, think he gonna use the car to fetch girls lah, not us.
Ting: i dunno..
T*: Anyway exam's gonna be over...are we gonna wait for them to be back then we party?
Ting: erm..dunno..dun think so..we need to warm up first right?
T*: right..i have god-like hip speed, i need to use it.
Lau: i only want j****.
Chen: and i only want g****.
Neth: eh..i only want a*****
ming(outta nowhere): me too.
Neth: f*** u, ur bdae over. now is my bdae.
ming(fading away from the scene): ok...............
Ting: ya..so next wed? get some action..i'm damn bored.
Des: i'm sick..
To: so just me and u ah ting?

Meanwhile in some far far away land:

Yik: I'm high i'm high..it's so shiok..
Tin: more beer..more cigs pls..
Yik: shiok.
Tin: beer.
Yik: shiok.
Tin: beer.
Yik: tell u what..although i'm high..i'm happy.shiok.
Tin: beer.

Back to Singapore:

To: Ting, so next wed we go mambo k..
Ting: alright. who we gonna call?
To: our friends...
Ting: eh..
To: our true friends will come..
Ting: lau will go lah, i dunno about the rest. Lau is a good friend.
To: i think chen too...des also will try to make it lah, but can't blame him if he dun like our kinda fun.
Ting: true..maybe ming will go too..yay.
To: did we leave anyone out?
Ting: dun think so..okok..see what's their response loh.
To: ok..now back to my lab.
Ting: ok..study hard.(snake).

The End.

Some parts of the story were censored to protect the interest of certain individuals. And MOST of it were fabricated.

Ting.

ps: happy bdae phua....