The return of the shit stirrer. (it's real)

This is a post about the other kind.

**: write about the other kind ****.
****:who's the other kind?
**: u know..the other kind, those we do not speak of.
****: oh..u mean Mr.iwillleavefriendsforgirl, Mr.i'mtoocooltoreplyorwriteback, Mr.ihaveagfsoidunneedfriends and Mr.i'mbaldmeansi'mcool ?
**: shhh..told u we do not speak of them.
****: ok...but i really dun know what to write about them...
**: wtf..do i have to do all the shit stirring myself ****? u are too kind lah.
****: eh..yah...come'on..i still treat them as my friends no matter what shit they do man..
**: dun f***, i'll do it myself then.

So the story begins........................................................................and the end.

****: ok..enough shit stirring for today...oh no..i mean.....** u should stop it..

I do not care about u guys saying all the shit bout using this blog for serious stuff and blah blah blah...i quote:

"This is probably our only avenue for honest/open discussion on the problems we may be facing or issues we feel need to be addressed, and i don't think it should be abused.. "

Nobody even post anything besides the likes of To, Ting and the shit-stirrer(s).

-u can't stir shit, if there is no shit.

Your dearest shit stirrer.

A promise

( This happened on a stormy, rainy monday morning - to be exact - 28th November 2005 (time : 0001 AM)...)
-character are COMPLETELY fictional-

Characters: 1.) P*** - a super duper cool guy with a shaven head
2.) S* - shit-stirrer - a even more super duper cool guy with long hair

the story begins...

*ring ring* ( P*** takes out his hp, someone is calling him... who can it be? - interupting his good time at Sempang Bedok "eating" or so he claims...)

S*: hello... eh P***
( a one min pause)
S*: hello ?
(pause again)
P*** (wiping his mouth from the FOOD he jus ate..): eh yah, wassup ?

S*: eh P*** no la jus wanna wish u a happy 21st birthday!
P***: oh ok, thanks!

S*: So how? how are u gonna celebrate your birthday man? any plans in mind ?
P***: oh yah i was about to call you, i think next wednesday at PHUTURE i buy you all drinks

S*: wah, sure anot ? wat drinks ?
P***: of course la i how brudda, of course bottles la, wat else ?
S*: steady la, how many ? u are getting me excited!
P***: of course la i how brudda, u know i always treat my bruddas wat... 5 bottles at least no less
S*: shiok! wah den it'll be fun man...
P***: hee hee, den we can have our little competition again! haha... i will bring the girls,No problem...
S*: haha sure anot ? the girls u always dun intro...
P***: (serious tone) eh i how brudda, everytime i intro, EVERYTIME...
S*: okok i trust you, you better bring more ah!
P***: no problem, i how cool, i can bring as many as you want... but i may disappear for awhile
S*: all the time la, standard... so how ? who is invited ?
P***: all my bruddas, jus call. jus get as many as possible down, my birthday i want everyone to be happy
S*: oh okok... ok la i got to go study, u have fun EATING k ?
P***: heehee, u know me la, she is jus the best-est girl pal only...
S*: i'm sure. ok ciao
P***: ok, i'll call u again ( continues eating the pie)

at end of the story... the moral of the story is that a BRUDDA has made a promise and ALL are cordially invited to his birthday bash at PHUTURE next wednesday - drinks will be freeflow whole night- see all you bruddas there... oh yah he'll be bringing girl too, opps i mean girls...

oh yah, jus to add... the events are mix-n-match but the promise holds. no malicious intents by repeating the story... haha

- u stir the shit, in hope of clearing the pipes
the return of the,
shit stirrer

A XXX story..

In Singapore:

T*: Hey Ting, when is yik coming back?
Ting: erm..I think it's around 12th dec?
T*: Oh, so finally we can see the lexus again?
Ting: hmm i dunno..
T*: f***ker, think he gonna use the car to fetch girls lah, not us.
Ting: i dunno..
T*: Anyway exam's gonna be over...are we gonna wait for them to be back then we party?
Ting: erm..dunno..dun think so..we need to warm up first right?
T*: right..i have god-like hip speed, i need to use it.
Lau: i only want j****.
Chen: and i only want g****.
Neth: eh..i only want a*****
ming(outta nowhere): me too.
Neth: f*** u, ur bdae over. now is my bdae.
ming(fading away from the scene): ok...............
Ting: ya..so next wed? get some action..i'm damn bored.
Des: i'm sick..
To: so just me and u ah ting?

Meanwhile in some far far away land:

Yik: I'm high i'm high..it's so shiok..
Tin: more beer..more cigs pls..
Yik: shiok.
Tin: beer.
Yik: shiok.
Tin: beer.
Yik: tell u what..although i'm high..i'm happy.shiok.
Tin: beer.

Back to Singapore:

To: Ting, so next wed we go mambo k..
Ting: alright. who we gonna call?
To: our friends...
Ting: eh..
To: our true friends will come..
Ting: lau will go lah, i dunno about the rest. Lau is a good friend.
To: i think chen too...des also will try to make it lah, but can't blame him if he dun like our kinda fun.
Ting: true..maybe ming will go too..yay.
To: did we leave anyone out?
Ting: dun think so..okok..see what's their response loh.
To: ok..now back to my lab.
Ting: ok..study hard.(snake).

The End.

Some parts of the story were censored to protect the interest of certain individuals. And MOST of it were fabricated.

Ting.

ps: happy bdae phua....

absence makes the heart grow fonder

hi guys!

Just thought i'd write a lil something while my laundry's getting done. Its been such a long time.. I hope all of you are doing fine back home. Please know that i miss all of you dearly (some more than others).

Everything's fine with me.. the people here are different but very nice and down-to-earth. I don't mix around too much though..and it can get pretty lonely in hostel. I'm not used to the quality of food and chicks either. Oh well, i suppose it's good in a way. At least there are less distractions. No ting and nerf to tempt me into playing basketball for 4 f*cking hours every day. No SC and the like for me (and yikley) to ogle at. Ooo anyw the exams are coming real soon! Mine starts next Tues..i'm so worried but excited at the same time..cos it means i'll be back with you guys soon!

Before i forget.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO!!!! Sorry I can't be there to celebrate with you guys.. I know it won't be as fun without me. Oh well..not to worry i'll be back before you know it! And so, it is with heavy heart...and an aching smile...that i leave you with a lil something to remember me by...



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